The odds of an angel ever appearing in your office, and flashing you ontop of that, are slim at the best.
In fact according to Professor Lindenburgh at the paranormal faculty at the university of Minnesota the chances of beeing flashed by an angel are about 57 millions gazzillions to one.
Gazzillions are a measure of impropability that professor Lindenbergh invented while researching this phenomenon. He did this because the numbers he came upp with contained so many zeros that not even nasas computers could load the figure without running out of RAM.

However, the odds are slightly better if you are one of the fallowing persons:
Jhave, Jehova, Jesus, Lucifer, John The Baptist, Jimmy Hoffa or if your name is Skip Waskomskij and you live in Stratford upon Avon in England.
If your name is Skip Waskomskij and you live in Stratford upon Avon, England and you yet not have been flashed by a heavenly winged creature with legs that stretch up to her armpits then I suggest you mail God and complain about his services.

Worth noticing is that beeing “touched by an angel” (in a strictly non-sexual way) is far more likely than ever beeing “flashed by an angel”. If you do want to be touched by an Angel in any manner, sexual or non-sexual, I do recommend wearing cheese. Noone can resist cheese.

Mmmmm…cheeese.

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